Humor Quote by John Scalzi Download Open image ““Colonel, I'm giving you a direct order. Eat the fucking cookie.”” — John Scalzi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“The colonel still stared at my friend like a man in a trance. "You cunning, cunning fiend!" was all that he could say.” — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“And if the Colonel thought that calling me his friend would make me stand by him, well, he was right.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“I was with you right up until you said, ‘Bring the pain.’ I’ve only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“You can fight with me," I said. I put my controller down and leaned back on our foam couch and was asleep. As I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I hadn't taken to the colonel, yet he had piqued my interest. You can be fascinated even by a tree frog if you watch… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“I wanted to go home, whip up a batch of cookie dough, and eat it. All.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Your father sounds frightening," Trayton said. "He once made a general cry." "No." "I shit you not. The guy had to retire after that.… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don't like to put up with that level of insane unless there's some kind… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“You shouldn’t offer cookies without milk, you know. You’re a pretty pathetic hostess.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“P.P.S. I only shared those oatmeal cookies with Gage because you asked me to. Cut that shit out. Anything you make is mine, anything… — K.L. Donn Copy Share Image
“To everyone who thinks writing a sequel should be easy because you've already clreated the universe: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Heh. No.” — John Scalzi Copy Share
“That as far as I can tell,” Jenkins said, “it’s not actually a very good show.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
I both love and am terrified by Greg Van Eekhout's vision of Los Angeles. I already want to go back. — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
There's always been a little bit of tension between the writers of science fiction literature and then science-fiction televised shows or movies, partly because… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“I mean that you and I know that in this universe, God is a hack," he said. "He's a writer on an awful science… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“The diagnostics and modifications screens. Ugly and utilitarian, just like they have been since the very beginnings of visual user interface. They were beautiful.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“You can’t afford anthropomorphic biases when some of the aliens most like us would rather make human hamburgers than peace.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
Ultimately the first, best step in getting your work noticed is to write good work. If people don't engage in your writing, no amount… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“It was this philosophy that had Harvey taking the hovercraft Sagan had stolen, mounting it, and, after a few moments to glean the fundamentals… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
