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Cookies Quote by Lauren Beukes

“Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don't like to put up with that level of insane unless there's some kind of high-calorie compensation.” quote by Lauren Beukes — Download Open image

““Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don't like to put up with that level of insane unless there's some kind of high-calorie compensation.””

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