Funny Quote by Michael Grant Download Open image ““That's your solution? Have a cookie?”” — Michael Grant ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humour
“More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“And just think about it. If cookie was a code word, whatever it symbolizes, it’s been in your mouth, sweetheart.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don't like to put up with that level of insane unless there's some kind… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“I was with you right up until you said, ‘Bring the pain.’ I’ve only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
So, Diana thought, that was the bait she had to lay out for Jack. Of course. What else? He might lust for Diana, and… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
He wanted to go running home to Mommy, what can I say? Of course, it's hard for me to believe that anyone would choose… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Here's the thing: I am not beautiful. I'm pretty. I'll allow that much. Pretty. But I'm not the girl boys long for. — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
It's Sanjit. It's a Hindu name. It means 'invincible.'" "That's great," Lana said. "Invincible. I can't be vinced." "That's not even a word," Lana… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Paranoia," Sam muttered. "You're going slowly nuts, dude. Or maybe not so slowly, since you're talking to yourself. — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“I don’t care what your excuse is, I don’t care what you think God told you to do, if you are in the business… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“The computer's password protected. I try the basics: 1,2,3,4. QWERTY. YTREWQ, which is qwerty backward. PASSWORD. A few others. Whoever uses this computer isn't… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Say it. But..." "But what?" he asked. She whispered it, sounding too vulnerable. "But only if its the truth, Caine. Only. If." "I love… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“ Rio : – What the hell is the point of worrying about it? I don’t see Geer or Pang or Stick moping. Jen… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“It's not like I've spent my life beating he boys back with a flaming torch.” — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image