Humor Quote by Jody Morse Download Open image ““Colby better not bring me home Bambi, or I just might want to divorce him”” — Jody Morse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bambi Just Bring Home Colby Better Home Bambi Humor Want Divorce Werewolf Werewolf-paranormal-romance
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“Once I got to know you, I would come to find it was that I wouldn’t want to watch another sun rise or set… — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“The boy really needed a haircut. Didn’t he know that shoulder-length hair on guys just wasn’t sexy unless you looked like Johnny Depp?” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“Hell, yeah,” Steve replied, his chocolate brown eyes wide with wonder. “I love the supernatural.” “Dude, we are the supernatural,” Chris replied.” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“It’s so lame. Of all the colors in the rainbow we could have gotten, we get purple. Why don’t we just morph into purple… — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“Our pack was given the name Ima because the man who started this pack was in love with a girl named Ima. Ima is… — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“Maybe because you're thinking right now that my tractor's sexy." Colby winked at her. Emma's face turned a shade of beet red, and she… — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“So, let me guess. You want me to give you flea baths?” They all wagged their tails excitedly at the idea.” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“Of course not,” Colby replied. “What’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is, well . . . yours.” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“I love talking to spirits. Maybe we can try contacting Marilyn Monroe or Elvis Presley next.” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“I don’t care if she’s wearing sweats or jeans or a dress,” Chris replied, shaking his head. “In fact, in my perfect world, she… — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“Well, isn’t this just perfect,” Kyle commented. “We need to go rough up a big bad wolf, and half the pack is already leaving.” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
“So, I'm just hotter than the rest of you because I'm Alpha?" "Hey, I take offense to that," Steve said. "I'm pretty damn sexy… — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
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