Humor Quote by Jody Morse

“Talking with this girl is like trying to catch fleas, you never know which way she was going to jump.”

— Ruth Downie

“No. Have a bath with me.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“I licked them, so they’re mine.”

— Samantha Towle

“At one point, she said after a while, at one point we thought we might raise silkworms in one of the empty rooms. But…

— W.G. Sebald

“How now? Even so quickly may one catch the plague?”

— William Shakespeare

“You know how to tail people?" I asked. My mother shrugged and kept her mouth shut, but her devilish smile said everything.”

— Kirsten Miller

What can I say?" I grinned. I have a magic touch when it comes to animals." Daphne snorted. "You're touched in the head is…

— Jennifer Estep

“You smell wonderful,” he told her. “So aroused.” “That's the bug spray,” she said.”

— Sindra van Yssel

“Nice night for a bath under the moonlight, isn’t it?” he asked evenly.”

— Juliette Cross

“Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.”

— Jason Jack Miller

“I shivered again, remembering. I put the tip of one finger to my tongue. It tasted sharp—like vinegar, like blood. Like money.”

— Sarah Waters

“I’d give you the moon right now,” she said. Levi’s eyes flashed happily, and he hitched up an eyebrow. “Yeah, but would you slay…

— Rainbow Rowell