Humor Quote by Jody Morse

“Once I got to know you, I would come to find it was that I wouldn’t want to watch another sun rise or set…

— Jody Morse

“The boy really needed a haircut. Didn’t he know that shoulder-length hair on guys just wasn’t sexy unless you looked like Johnny Depp?”

— Jody Morse

“Colby better not bring me home Bambi, or I just might want to divorce him”

— Jody Morse

“Hell, yeah,” Steve replied, his chocolate brown eyes wide with wonder. “I love the supernatural.” “Dude, we are the supernatural,” Chris replied.”

— Jody Morse

“It’s so lame. Of all the colors in the rainbow we could have gotten, we get purple. Why don’t we just morph into purple…

— Jody Morse

“Our pack was given the name Ima because the man who started this pack was in love with a girl named Ima. Ima is…

— Jody Morse

“So, let me guess. You want me to give you flea baths?” They all wagged their tails excitedly at the idea.”

— Jody Morse

“Of course not,” Colby replied. “What’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is, well . . . yours.”

— Jody Morse

“I love talking to spirits. Maybe we can try contacting Marilyn Monroe or Elvis Presley next.”

— Jody Morse

“I don’t care if she’s wearing sweats or jeans or a dress,” Chris replied, shaking his head. “In fact, in my perfect world, she…

— Jody Morse

“Well, isn’t this just perfect,” Kyle commented. “We need to go rough up a big bad wolf, and half the pack is already leaving.”

— Jody Morse

“So, I'm just hotter than the rest of you because I'm Alpha?" "Hey, I take offense to that," Steve said. "I'm pretty damn sexy…

— Jody Morse