Humor Quote by Jody Morse

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend

“I had never seen so much hair on a man. It covered all of his face and grew way down to his chest, maybe…

— John Lame Deer

“Never date a man who has the same haircut you do. It's just a bad idea.”

— May Vanderbilt

“...But I didnt want to set any trends. I just wanted to have sexy hair”

— Jessica Verday

“Johnny Depp... is. Sexy.”

— Mikaela Ripley

“God, if he wasn’t so handsome, strong, sometimes sweet, didn’t have a Harley, that beard, a tendency to play with my hair, didn’t look…

— Kristen Ashley

“Okay. Would you rather I looked like Hugh Jackman or George Clooney?” “Johnny Depp,” she says. She answers a little too fast for my…

— Colleen Hoover

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“We still want what we want. We want a haircut.”

— Don DeLillo

“He wore his hair in a way that suggested he'd just rolled out of bed after thrashing all night. In an earlier decade, your…

— Marshall Thornton

“What do you think of my hair?” It’s heaven. “It’s fine.” “You don’t like it.” He shrugs again. “I liked it long.” For half…

— Kristen Proby

“The dark hair was cut short and there was the softest of scars along his eyebrow. But those eyes. Bright blue, yeah, they made…

— James Cox