Comedy Quote by Jimmy Carr

I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh…

— Sherri Shepherd

I've been homeless on a few occasions.

— Jay Electronica

I'd been living out of a suitcase since I was 17 years old, and it just got to the point where it was ridiculous.…

— Zach Condon

In our business we don't mind if a price of a ticket goes down; our job is to get as many bums in seats…

— Michael Rapino

I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a…

— Moby

Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.

— Anonymous

You know what I pay attention to? Butts in the seats. That's what my mother used to say: 'Are there butts in those seats?'…

— Leslie Uggams

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of…

— Allan Carr

I used to work for a spot called the 'Saddle Ranch.'

— Tyrus

It was really strange for me when I started to play concerts in America where the audiences were all sitting down.

— Van Morrison

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink.…

— David Spade

I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was…

— Bill Burr