Fats Quote by Anonymous

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever…

— Patrick Stewart

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!

— Johnny Olson

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

— Jimmy Carr

On the way to work good-hearted young girls sometimes offer me their seats, which I accept and bless them in return, a transaction satisfying…

— Lionel Blue

It felt like I was always finding a side door in, in terms of these wonderful women that I've gotten to play in the…

— Greta Lee

There was scarcely a woman alive, it seemed, who could resist the urge to haul men down onto beds, car seats, kitchen floors, dining-room…

— Russell Baker

I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.

— Anonymous

I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.

— Ewan McGregor

I remember going to 'The Wood' and leaving my friend and my mom, who I came with, to go sit in the front row…

— Lena Waithe

I'm right next to two beautiful women right now, so I'm going to sit right back down.

— Andrew Garfield

When I first came to the House of Commons and walked out into the lobby, men sprang to their feet. I asked them to…

— Agnes Macphail