Humor Quote by jim butcher

“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if…

— Jim Butcher

“So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake.” “Crazy like a…

— Jim Butcher

“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an infinitely larger…

— Jim Butcher

“I told you," Molly said, never looking toward me. "It's in the past. Leave it there." "You listening to my head, kiddo?" Her mouth…

— Jim Butcher

Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do

— Jim Butcher

“Look,” I said. “Me and the island are . . . kind of partners.” “Oh, right,” Thomas said. He looked at Karrin and said, “Harry’s a geosexual.”

— Jim Butcher

“I swear , this stupid town. Why does every hideous supernatural thing that happens happen here ? I'm gone for a few months and…

— Jim Butcher

Well. We’ll just have to hope that this wasn’t a loup-garou, I guess.” “If it was a louper, you’d know,” Bob said wisely. “In…

— Jim Butcher

“I'm going to use them to track him down and thwart him." "Thwart?" Sarissa asked. "Thwart." I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something…

— Jim Butcher

“But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just because doing the wrong thing happens to…

— Jim Butcher

“Not everyone can be equally right, Harry.” “But believe you me, everyone can be equally wrong,” I said.”

— Jim Butcher

You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame." Sanya to Dresden

— Jim Butcher