This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
...you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I'm brilliant as well as skilled," he said modestly. "It's a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Am I going to be able to provide a real home for her, man? An education? A real life? What's her college… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Maybe the Merlin was right. Maybe its better to look stupid but strong, than it is to look smart but weak, I… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The vampire’s true appearance was grotesque--but it wasn’t as bad as some of the things I had seen in my day. Some… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Love this job," Sanya murmured. "Just love it." "I need to challenge more people to duels," Thomas said in agreement. "Men are… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A bunch of people are gonna be mad at me, I’ve got some kind of medical issue that’s going to kill me… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Those who deal in magic learn to see the world in a slightly differnt light than everybody else.you gain a perspective you… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
... They paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A pair of dolphins swept by us in the water, flicking their heads out to get a look at us as they… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
And you've got that look on your face again." "I can't help it, "Ehren said. "You're about to walk to breakfast, arn't… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Ah. Medieval-style ransom.” Toot looked confused. “He did run some, but I stopped him, my lord. Like, just now. In front of… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake.” “Crazy like a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an infinitely larger… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I told you," Molly said, never looking toward me. "It's in the past. Leave it there." "You listening to my head, kiddo?" Her mouth… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Look,” I said. “Me and the island are . . . kind of partners.” “Oh, right,” Thomas said. He looked at Karrin and said, “Harry’s a geosexual.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I swear , this stupid town. Why does every hideous supernatural thing that happens happen here ? I'm gone for a few months and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Well. We’ll just have to hope that this wasn’t a loup-garou, I guess.” “If it was a louper, you’d know,” Bob said wisely. “In… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I'm going to use them to track him down and thwart him." "Thwart?" Sarissa asked. "Thwart." I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just because doing the wrong thing happens to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Not everyone can be equally right, Harry.” “But believe you me, everyone can be equally wrong,” I said.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image