“Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“For a second, I wanted very badly to know a spell that would let me melt through the floor in a quivering… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“His red hair was buzz cut, and he wore his ill-fitting suit like something that he planned to rip his way out… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do,"… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Tell me something important about her. People make fun of her?" "Some did," she said. "I never liked it, but..." "Crap." I… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“You need to know where to go," Sanya said. "Yes." "And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance." "Yes,"… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Back to my apartment? The FBI is there just waiting to slap handcuffs on me." "Well then I guess you shouldn't have… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Technically,' I said, "I'm not breaking any of the Laws of Magic. I'm not robbing you of your will, so I'm clear… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I’d had a key to the marina’s locks at one time, but I’d lost track of it when I got shot, drowned,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Stop," Kincaid said in a calm voice. "Unclench." "Unclench what?" Murphy demanded. "Unclench your ass." " Excuse me?" "You're going to trip… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Hell's bells, Susan, you don't know what you've done. You've got to get out of here." She snorted. "Like hell." "I mean… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“You about done?” I asked him. “I need the table.” “What is it with you people?” Butters groused. “For God’s sake, these… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Shame, child, is for those who fail to live up to the ideal of what they believe they should be." She waved… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“This isn’t going to work,” Justine murmured. “It is going to work ,” I told her, keeping my tone confident. “We’ll breeze… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commonplace. I mean when you think about it jet travel is pretty freaking remarkable. You get… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I realized then what had happened. She had turned us--all of us, except for Mouse--into great, gaunt, long-legged hounds. Wonderful!" Lea said,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“They don't make morgues with windows. In fact, if the geography allows for it, they hardly ever make morgues above the ground.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Da. This is going very well already." Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us against the Red King and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“The world might be vicious and treacherous and deadly, but it couldn’t kill laughter. Laughter, like love, has power to survive the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Aer-O-Smith. Arrowsmith. Does the shirt belong to your weapon dealer?” “No.” “Then why do you wear the shirt of someone else’s weapon… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.” — jim butcher Copy Share Image
“He fell into step beside me and we both got into the Blue Beetle — he got in the red door. I… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“. . . every jungle creature for fifty or sixty yards started raising holy hell on the what-the-fuck-was-that party line.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“- Did you really save the world ?... - Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake.” “Crazy like a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an infinitely larger… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I told you," Molly said, never looking toward me. "It's in the past. Leave it there." "You listening to my head, kiddo?" Her mouth… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Look,” I said. “Me and the island are . . . kind of partners.” “Oh, right,” Thomas said. He looked at Karrin and said, “Harry’s a geosexual.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I swear , this stupid town. Why does every hideous supernatural thing that happens happen here ? I'm gone for a few months and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Well. We’ll just have to hope that this wasn’t a loup-garou, I guess.” “If it was a louper, you’d know,” Bob said wisely. “In… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I'm going to use them to track him down and thwart him." "Thwart?" Sarissa asked. "Thwart." I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just because doing the wrong thing happens to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Not everyone can be equally right, Harry.” “But believe you me, everyone can be equally wrong,” I said.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
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