Harry dresden Quotes by Jim Butcher

“Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday.”

— Jim Butcher

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

— Jim Butcher

“Hell's Bells-Harry Dresden”

— Jim Butcher

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

— Jim Butcher

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

— Jim Butcher

“Mouse isn't big. He's compactly challenged.”

— Jim Butcher

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

— Jim Butcher

“Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!”

— Jim Butcher

Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.

— Jim Butcher

Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.

— Jim Butcher

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

— Jim Butcher

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

— Jim Butcher

“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”

— Jim Butcher

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

— Jim Butcher

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight.

— Jim Butcher

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

— Jim Butcher

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of…

— Jim Butcher

Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning…

— Jim Butcher

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

— Jim Butcher

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.

— Jim Butcher

Honey, I liked the Harry Potter movies, too, but that doesn’t mean I ran out and got a Dark Mark tattooed onto…

— Jim Butcher

I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs.

— Jim Butcher

“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”

— Jim Butcher

“I grunted. “She’s not a delicate princess,” I said. “She’s a warrior. Warriors have enemies. Sometimes warriors get hurt.” I felt my…

— Jim Butcher

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell…

— Jim Butcher

For the sake of one soul. For one loved one. For one life." I called power into my blasting rod, and its…

— Jim Butcher

“It's one of the things that makes us different than they are, Harry. The blood on their hands does not make it…

— Jim Butcher

My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to…

— Jim Butcher

“Murphy,” I hissed. “Are you absolutely sure about this hair? That it belongs to Kravos?” If it didn’t, the doll wouldn’t do…

— Jim Butcher

“I'm trying to be diplomatic. The wisdom of my ass is well-known. If I didn't lip off to them, after shooting my…

— Jim Butcher

So we get a plan," I said. "Any suggestions?" "Blow up the building," Kincaid said without looking up. "That works good for…

— Jim Butcher

“Michael half-smiled. “The Lord will never give you a burden bigger than your shoulders can bear, Harry. All we can do is…

— Jim Butcher

“Fear has a lot of flavors and textures. There's a sharp, silver fear that runs like lightning through your arms and legs,…

— Jim Butcher

My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an…

— Jim Butcher

“Lea stood upon a fallen log ahead of us, staring ahead. Mouse walked up to her. Gggrrrr rawf arrrgggrrrrarrrr," I said. Mouse…

— Jim Butcher

“I'm not a Wiccan. I'm not big on churches of any kind, despite the fact that I've spoken, face-to-face, with an archangel…

— Jim Butcher

“I wish I worried about my uncle's opinions, and had problems to work out with my mom. Hell, I'd settle for knowing…

— Jim Butcher

“Pain isn’t a lot of fun, at least not for most folks, but it is utterly unique to life. Pain — physical,…

— Jim Butcher

“Da. This is going very well already." Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us against the Red King and…

— Jim Butcher

“They don't make morgues with windows. In fact, if the geography allows for it, they hardly ever make morgues above the ground.…

— Jim Butcher