Country life Quote by Frankie Boyle

“I think it's my memory of this period that makes me fantasise about living in the country. In reality I know there would be no shops and I would kill myself.” quote by Frankie Boyle — Download Open image

““I think it's my memory of this period that makes me fantasise about living in the country. In reality I know there would be no shops and I would kill myself.””

Frankie Boyle

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