Barack Quote by Jay Leno

“While Obama merely bowed clumsily in the direction of Idiot America, John McCain set up housekeeping there.”

— Charles P. Pierce

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

— David Letterman

Barack Obama is not only going to reside in Washington and be on call, essentially, with the Drive-By Media, he's setting up what essentially…

— Rush Limbaugh

“If you think all these terrible things about Obama, he asked the woman, how can you possibly be undecided? Because if McCain dies, Palin…

— John Heilemann

There is a difference between Senator Obama and Senator McCain. Senator Obama believes that the government ought to be able to take as much…

— Karl Rove

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.

— Bill Maher

The Hoods Obama, Shovelin McCAIN.

— Pusha T (Clipse

People want change. How is Barack going to do it? I think McCain can bring change.

— Stephen Baldwin

Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'

— David Letterman

McCain needs Hillary to run because that's what keeps the Republican coalition together. She helps unite the Republican base.

— Chuck Todd

I'm making the assumption that after Mrs. Obama leaves the White House that she will continue all of her work toward improving education in…

— Tim Gunn

John McCain will follow the fanatics to their caves in Pakistan or to the gates of hell. What Obama wants to do is give…

— Mike Huckabee