Chicago Quote by Jay Leno

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

— Craig Kilborn

Obama is a president, who I think is anti-jobs.

— Rick Perry

Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency…

— Jay Leno

“President Obama keeps telling us that he is “creating jobs.” But more and more Americans have no jobs. The unemployment rate has declined slightly,…

— Thomas Sowell

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.

— Jay Leno

President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they…

— Jimmy Fallon

Frankly, Governor Romney in his career has created more jobs than the entire Obama cabinet combined, so he could actually talk about it.

— Newt Gingrich

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan understand that government does not create jobs. Entrepreneurs do.

— Ted Cruz

Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience,…

— Jimmy Fallon

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

— David Burge

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

— Craig Kilborn

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

— George Carlin