Bin laden Quote by Jay Leno

I haven't seen it. I don't really need Michael Moore to tell me about September 11th.

— Rudy Giuliani

I remember when the first police scary video thing came out, and you thought, wow, ooh, look at this, come and look, come and…

— Jennifer Saunders

Osama Bin Laden Jokes Spread Faster Than The News Of His Death ... Here Are SomePosted by123Labels: Internet Catch, Joke, Time pass 1. What…

— Anonymous

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him…

— Jay Leno

“Go to the internet and go to the FBI website and go to their international list of top ten terrorists. You will see Bin…

— Jesse Ventura

In the alternate universe of conservative talk radio, the killing of Bin Laden coincidentally happened on Barack Obama's watch. He had to be kicked…

— Jackson Katz

The latest report is that Osama bin Laden has shaved his beard, is wearing Western clothes and has had plastic surgery. Isn't that amazing?…

— Jay Leno

But I will say this: In my humble opinion, knowing nothing about it, I do believe that they have remote viewers working on where…

— Aaron Eckhart

“Zarqawi had staked out a spot at the forefront of the global jihadist movement. No longer was he merely the leader of a particularly…

— Joby Warrick

Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama Bin…

— Barack Obama

U.S. News Organizations observe the anniversary of September 11 with investigations about the nation's continuing vulnerability to terrorism. First, the New York Daily News…

— Dave Barry

Now there are reports that Osama bin Laden would like to commit suicide on television. This is the kind of lead-in I have been…

— David Letterman