Bills Quote by Jay Leno

As you may have heard, former President Bill Clinton says he's coming here to California to help Governor Gray Davis in his recall election…

— Jay Leno

Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a…

— David Letterman

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger so far.…

— Jimmy Fallon

Hillary Clinton is campaigning in Iowa, virtually going door to door to every home in Iowa. Jehovah's Witnesses finally got fed up and said,…

— David Letterman

Former President Bill Clinton is on the program tonight. He says that while his wife runs for president, he would like to stay out…

— David Letterman

There is only one governor, and his name is Gray Davis.

— Gray Davis

The last thing I will pay attention to is any of the usual Washington back and forth.

— Robert Wilkie

The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do…

— Jay Leno

“the Clinton campaign showed no sign at all that the midwestern states Trump’s scientists now considered winnable were even in play. As he had…

— Joshua Green

Governor Gray Davis has asked the California state Supreme Court to delay the October recall vote because he says that's not enough time to…

— Jay Leno

Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.

— David Letterman