Congress Quote by Jay Leno

Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's…

— Conan O'Brien

Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also…

— David Letterman

A Canadian newspaperman said yesterday that this is the President's "Easter egghead roll on the White House lawn." I want to deny that!

— John F. Kennedy

The American people want their presidents to articulate big ideas and leave the details to the eggheads.

— Michael J. Knowles

Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, that person should be the president.

— Wylie Dufresne

Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I've had to deal…

— Ann Richards

Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick.

— Anonymous

We shall sooner have the fowl by hatching the egg than by smashing it. Abraham Lincoln, White House speech 11 April 1865. Or arm…

— John Milton

Almost the first thing Obama did in the White House was to return the bust of Winston Churchill to the British embassy. That suggests…

— Amanda Foreman

And when the chickens that didn't hatch come home to roost, we will rue the day when, misled by sloppy accounting and rosy scenarios,…

— Paul Krugman

“After initial annoyance about the surprise drills, the Pentagon quickly saw value in the president’s interest. “It is the first time in years that…

— Garrett M. Graff

The White House is a strange place.

— Marlin Fitzwater