Agents Quote by Conan O'Brien

A Canadian newspaperman said yesterday that this is the President's "Easter egghead roll on the White House lawn." I want to deny that!

— John F. Kennedy

Inauguration Day is like two ships passing in the night: the new staff moving in while the other walks out, taking one final look…

— Dana Perino

I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause my parents owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I…

— Arj Barker

The White House is a strange place.

— Marlin Fitzwater

Easter egg hunts and parades are nothing new to any household or city, however nobody does it better then the Big Apple.

— Hilary Farr

We always have a traditional Easter egg hunt on Easter Sunday. My Aunt Lynne organises that for the family, so we go to her…

— Kate Garraway

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

— David Letterman

“of those New York construction workers were honored at the White House a few weeks later by President Nixon. He thanked them for showing…

— Betty Medsger

Little brats yellin 'Trick or Treat' all through my screen door, When y'all should be at home sleep, Instead of at my front porch…

— Kam

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

— David Letterman

On a regular basis, to appease White House or campaign staffs, Secret Service officials order agents to ignore basic security rules and let people…

— Ronald Kessler

President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the…

— Conan O'Brien