Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sarcastic
Our curses on them that boil the eggs too hard! What use is an egg that is hard to any person on earth? — Lady Gregory Copy Share Image
Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A hen's egg is, quite simply, a work of art, a masterpiece of design and construction with, it has to be said, brilliant packaging! — Delia Smith Copy Share Image
“First, an egg is not an egg is not an egg. I don't know what to call the things that are produced by hens… — Tamar Adler Copy Share Image
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. — Dorothy Canfield Fisher Copy Share Image
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. — Cass Canfield Copy Share Image
Translator Dlique was saying, very earnestly, “Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think? I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but… — Ann Leckie Copy Share Image
In order to unscramble some eggs the leader gotta have some balls — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
I don't like eggs because I couldn't get used to it after not growing up with them. — Nyjah Huston Copy Share Image
There's an old saying among scientific guys: "You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
