Care Quote by Jay Leno

New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy…

— Bill Maher

“So let me get this straight – this is a long sentence. We are going to be gifted with a health care plan that…

— Dr. Barbara Bellar

Only in America does 'health' 'care' 'reform' begin with the hiring of 16,500 new IRS agents tasked with determining whether your insurance policy merits…

— Mark Steyn

You could talk slick, all the way down to the welfare. Ask the IRS bitch, I'm paying for your healthcare.

— Nicki Minaj

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.

— Anonymous

Anybody who tells me theyre not going to pay tax weve got an NHS system on its knees I tell you what, my son…

— Robson Green

Congress also did something new, which is, they delayed for two years two new taxes - one on medical devices and one on high-end…

— Susan Davis

Obamacare has made the government part of our health care decisions. The IRS controls all of our financial information. The NSA apparently sees everything…

— Ben Shapiro

We need to make sure that people get good adequate health care that's not necessarily tied to their insurance, that's not mandated, that's not…

— Ron Estes

We'll be submitting healthcare sometime in early March [2017], mid March, and after that, we're going to come up, and we're doing very well…

— Donald Trump

Now this is a way to approach our healthcare problems: increase the number of tax collectors and decrease the number of doctors - brilliant!

— Charles Krauthammer

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.

— Jay Leno