Candidates Quote by Jay Leno

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Senator John Kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war in Iraq,…

— Jay Leno

Once you go Kerry Washington, you can’t go back

— Tony Goldwyn

Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House and Congress.…

— Nell Scovell

Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper sticker, 'Dated…

— Jon Stewart

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was…

— Craig Kilborn

The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about a back…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had…

— Bill Maher

Presidential candidate Howard Dean is now being attacked for dodging the draft. I never knew this about the guy - but now I know…

— David Letterman

During the Democratic presidential debate Howard Dean started off by apologizing to the crowd for having a cold. Then John Kerry apologized for once…

— Conan O'Brien

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech.…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry has apologized for saying those who do not study hard and do their homework will get stuck in Iraq. Now, those that…

— Jay Leno

Howard Dean has been successful because he was clear in his opposition to the war. People appreciate a politician with the courage to say,…

— Bianca Jagger