Actors Quote by Jay Leno

One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

— Johnny Carson

“He looks around, he suddenly recognizes in his colleagues what others see in him: tax officials. And he is one of them. How could…

— Daniel Kehlmann

Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started…

— Jay Leno

I think that Governor Romney operates on the capital gains tax, his investments, what he lives off of instead of doing it off of…

— Allen West

Actors seem brave and unpredictable, but they're spontaneous as a tax return.

— Greg Gutfeld

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual…

— Craig Kilborn

“Good news! My accountant has just informed me that by imparting all these Top-Secret Hollywood Secrets to you, I’ve now saved you at least…

— Lauren Graham

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in time and kills the…

— Conan O'Brien

Arnold has had his spokesman call me a crackpot. That was a mistake.

— Warren Beatty

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on…

— Craig Kilborn

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?

— Shaquille O'Neal