Arnold schwarzenegger Quotes

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

— Clive James

How would Elvira run the state of California? Well, there isn't much I could do that is worse than what Arnold Schwarzenegger…

— Cassandra Peterson

My dream would be to play the villain in a James Bond movie, or opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger. I like everything exaggerated.

— Udo Kier

I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.

— Brad Wilkerson

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled…

— Henry Rollins

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

— Craig Kilborn

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant.

— Sylvester Stallone

Arnold Schwarzenegger blew away dozens of cops as the Terminator. But I don't hear anybody complaining about that.

— Ice T

Arnold Schwarzenegger made his tax returns public, [and] now there's a problem about him stretching the truth. Apparently under occupation he put…

— Jay Leno

Their steaks are often good, but the lobsters-with claws the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearms-are as glazed and tough as most of…

— Malcolm S Forbes

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes surfaced last…

— Conan O'Brien

Simon had drawn three pictures. In the top left corner, like a salutation, was a ghost. The middle had a big sketch…

— Kelley Armstrong

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant. Just because his physique belies that,…

— Sylvester Stallone

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on…

— Craig Kilborn

What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel!

— Linda Hunt

Arnold Schwarzenegger cut teacher's salaries and parks and libraries rather than raise taxes for the many California millionaires and billionaires.

— Adam McKay

The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That…

— Dwayne Johnson

There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified. In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor…

— James Garner

We want to see ourselves reflected in our heroes. Unfortunately most of us don't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

— Walton Goggins

I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15…

— Joe Manganiello

Well, I haven't really been able to shoot in California for a while. Little movies yeah, but the big movies we can't…

— Joel Silver

Arnold Schwarzenegger has still not officially bowed out of this race. It looks like he's not gonna run. But I'll tell ya,…

— Jay Leno

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you…

— Conan O'Brien

I went to see the Terminator movie the other night. Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger came on the screen this guy in front…

— Jay Leno

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is really good at ['The New Celebrity Apprentice' show]. Totally different energy to our potential president, but he's cool.

— Boy George