Arnold schwarzenegger Quotes

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material.

— Anonymous

Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.

— Jay Leno

We want to see ourselves reflected in our heroes. Unfortunately most of us don't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

— Walton Goggins

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

— James Garner

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

— Pablo Francisco

People sometimes have to correct my English. I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it.

— George W. Bush

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, they make bad movie after bad movie.

— Peter Stormare

Arnold Schwarzenegger blew away dozens of cops as the Terminator. But I don't hear anybody complaining about that.

— Ice T

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

— Pablo Francisco

Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.

— Craig Ferguson

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you…

— Conan O'Brien

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will…

— Jimmy Fallon

In those days, the late 1970s, one of the leading politicians was a soon-to-be uncle by marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger, named Ted…

— Michael Kinsley

I went back to my 10-year reunion. All they cared about is if I'd met Arnold Schwarzenegger yet or who were the…

— Faith Ford

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they…

— Craig Kilborn

When I was a kid, all the walls in my room were papered with posters portraying Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arnold Schwarzenegger and…

— Andrei Arlovski

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in some trouble. Today, the Los Angeles Times broke a story that quoted six women who claimed that Arnold…

— Conan O'Brien

The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold…

— Jay Leno

I've been watching Arnold Schwarzenegger. There's a couple of hour-long videos and he's made some amazing speeches. You look at what he's…

— Neil Robertson

There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he…

— Jay Leno

Simon had drawn three pictures. In the top left corner, like a salutation, was a ghost. The middle had a big sketch…

— Kelley Armstrong

I'd love to get fat on camera. Wouldn't that be great? I'll tell you what's almost as hard though, getting bulked up,…

— Jeremy Irvine

Conservatives won't want to hear this, but the Republican who maneuvered his way into the most impressive victory of the election was…

— Fred Barnes

I had no intention of replacing Arnold [Schwarzenegger]. There were a few things that made me want to do the movie. They…

— Len Wiseman

There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified. In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor…

— James Garner

“The parents are making threatening noises, turning dinner into performance art, with dad doing his Arnold Schwarzenegger imitation and mom playing Glenn…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“Charlie’s Almanack, Influence, and Man’s Search for Meaning, among others The habit of listening to single songs on repeat for focus (page…

— Timothy Ferriss

I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV…

— Hunter S. Thompson

See, I hold myself through my own muscle strength. That is why I'm built like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

— Toyah Willcox

I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly.

— Joe Gold

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant.

— Sylvester Stallone

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

— Clive James

What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel!

— Linda Hunt

When I was a kid, I think I wanted to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

— Lucas Till

“He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression.”

— Dr. Nicholas Dodman

Imagine like a really friendly Arnold Schwarzenegger or something. That's Per.

— Serge Gnabry

CBS News on Tuesday had Bob Kerrey in a Vietnam scandal, Senator Bob Torricelli in a donor scandal and Arnold Schwarzenegger in…

— Argus Hamilton

My dream would be to play the villain in a James Bond movie, or opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger. I like everything exaggerated.

— Udo Kier

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

— David Letterman

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant. Just because his physique belies that,…

— Sylvester Stallone