I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing. — Pablo Francisco Amused Copy Share Image
Don LaFontaine was very intelligent. He used to say to me, "Always save your money, son". And I said, "Can I start… — Pablo Francisco Intelligent Copy Share Image
I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys:… — Pablo Francisco Episodes Copy Share Image
I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee… — Pablo Francisco Baby Copy Share Image
I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls. — Pablo Francisco Balls Copy Share Image
I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed… — Pablo Francisco Commentators Copy Share Image
Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people… — Pablo Francisco Comedy Copy Share Image
Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain? — Pablo Francisco Arnold schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act. — Pablo Francisco Arnold schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's… — Pablo Francisco Guy Copy Share Image
In Sweeden every city looks the same. I've been to sixteen cities, and every single city is the same! The same cobblestone,… — Pablo Francisco Cities Copy Share Image
In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen… — Pablo Francisco Blonde Copy Share Image
Nowadays there are so many stars on television.There are all these generic stars now.There's Dave Caruso...Dave Caruso's kind of fun: "I know… — Pablo Francisco Children Copy Share Image
I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best. — Pablo Francisco Baseball Copy Share Image
Don LaFontaine passed away. He passed away from a blood clot in the lung. It was unexpected. It just happened. I was… — Pablo Francisco Blood Copy Share Image
