Schwarzenegger Quotes

You don't want your kids to hear songs of this nature... But you take em to the movies to watch Schwarzenegger!

— Bushwick Bill

We want to see ourselves reflected in our heroes. Unfortunately most of us don't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

— Walton Goggins

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

— James Garner

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

— Pablo Francisco

People sometimes have to correct my English. I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it.

— George W. Bush

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, they make bad movie after bad movie.

— Peter Stormare

Arnold Schwarzenegger blew away dozens of cops as the Terminator. But I don't hear anybody complaining about that.

— Ice T

Call me the rap assassinator / rhymes rugged and built like Schwarzenegger

— Raekwon

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material.

— Anonymous

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

— Pablo Francisco

Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.

— Craig Ferguson

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you…

— Conan O'Brien

Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.

— Jay Leno

In those days, the late 1970s, one of the leading politicians was a soon-to-be uncle by marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger, named Ted…

— Michael Kinsley

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they…

— Craig Kilborn

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'

— Conan O'Brien

Even if people aren't Republicans, it doesn't seem shocking to them that Ronald Reagan was the president. Well of course, because Arnold…

— Fran Lebowitz

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will…

— Jimmy Fallon

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in some trouble. Today, the Los Angeles Times broke a story that quoted six women who claimed that Arnold…

— Conan O'Brien

The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold…

— Jay Leno

There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he…

— Jay Leno

Simon had drawn three pictures. In the top left corner, like a salutation, was a ghost. The middle had a big sketch…

— Kelley Armstrong

I'd love to get fat on camera. Wouldn't that be great? I'll tell you what's almost as hard though, getting bulked up,…

— Jeremy Irvine

When they make a woman's picture, they treat it like a 'woman's picture.' In the '40s, they didn't treat Joan Crawford movies…

— Ellen Barkin

There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified. In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor…

— James Garner

We all grew up in that era. I'm a little younger than these guys [Will Forte and John Solomon], but I would…

— Will Forte

I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV…

— Hunter S. Thompson

There's no shortage of Democrats who are at least as committed as Schwarzenegger to reducing greenhouse gases.

— Timothy Noah

I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly.

— Joe Gold

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts…

— Clive James

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant.

— Sylvester Stallone

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

— Clive James

CBS News on Tuesday had Bob Kerrey in a Vietnam scandal, Senator Bob Torricelli in a donor scandal and Arnold Schwarzenegger in…

— Argus Hamilton

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

— David Letterman

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant. Just because his physique belies that,…

— Sylvester Stallone

My experiences with the older audience and, selectively, the people I hang out with or run into, they all want to see…

— Lorenzo di Bonaventura

Arnold Schwarzenegger's gubernatorial campaign raises a series of fascinating questions, the most perplexing of all being why an international star of his…

— Michael Medved

Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he…

— Bill Maher

The problem for me is not that Schwarzenegger is governor, but the extent to which even politicians who are not actors are…

— Slavoj Žižek

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes surfaced last…

— Conan O'Brien