Arnold schwarzenegger Quote by Conan O'Brien

The definition of a Schwarzenegger Republican is a Bush Republican who says he's a Schwarzenegger Republican.

— Warren Beatty

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material.

— Anonymous

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

— Jay Leno

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?

— Shaquille O'Neal

Six women have come forward that say Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them without their consent. This proves he would be a hands-on governor.

— Jay Leno

An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a…

— David Letterman

The latest polls show that Arnold Schwarzenegger is trailing Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante in the polls. That's insane. I mean, think about it, this…

— David Letterman

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't…

— Jay Leno

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on…

— Craig Kilborn

The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

— George W. Bush

While extremely sensitive as to the slightest approach to slander, you must also guard against an extreme into which some people fall, who, in…

— Saint Francis de Sales

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

— David Letterman