Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain? — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Six women have come forward that say Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them without their consent. This proves he would be a hands-on governor. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness,… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't know if you'd call him a great actor, but he's amazing in terms of his presence, and he… — F. Murray Abraham Copy Share Image
Politicians have to make unpopular decisions. Schwarzenegger is going to understand the nature of his job. I wish him good luck, he's… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly. — Joe Gold Copy Share Image
CBS News on Tuesday had Bob Kerrey in a Vietnam scandal, Senator Bob Torricelli in a donor scandal and Arnold Schwarzenegger in… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I didn't even know how to judge 'Die Hard 1.' It's not anything I know how to judge. I'd never seen an… — Bonnie Bedelia Copy Share Image
There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I know there's a great deal that Arnold Schwarzenegger could teach me about making movies. There's a great deal I could teach… — Tom McClintock Copy Share Image
I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I had no intention of replacing Arnold [Schwarzenegger]. There were a few things that made me want to do the movie. They… — Len Wiseman Copy Share Image
President Bush appeared with Arnold Schwarzenegger at a huge campaign event. Only in California can a governor who speaks German and a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Superheroes are mostly aimed at young teen-age males concerned with their manhood. The medium will have to address itself more to content.… — Will Eisner Copy Share Image
People sometimes have to correct my English. I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
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