President Quote by David Letterman

President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.

— Jay Leno

He's only silent because he's too thick to string two words together.

— Anonymous

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

— Craig Kilborn

Politicians have to make unpopular decisions. Schwarzenegger is going to understand the nature of his job. I wish him good luck, he's going to…

— Clint Eastwood

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

— Chelsea Handler

“After Harding's death, the taciturn vice president, Calvin Coolidge, moved into the White House. In contrast to his predecessor's political cronyism and outgoing style,…

— James A. Henretta

Yesterday during a speech on national security, Jeb Bush mispronounced Boko Haram and got confused between Iran and Iraq. When reached for comment, his…

— Conan O'Brien

He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak.

— Decimius Magnus Ausonius

Trump doesn't care much about anyone's speech if it disagrees with him, and that's an extremely bad trait in a president making public pronouncements.

— Mary Katharine Ham

He knows not when to be silent who knows not when to speak.

— Publilius Syrus

Silence is become his mother tongue.

— Oliver Goldsmith

He says a million things without saying a word. I have never heard a more eloquent silence.

— Laurie Halse Anderson