Air Quote by Jay Leno

Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to. He spent the whole ride tryin to tell me…

— Gabe Saporta

President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they…

— Jimmy Fallon

Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience,…

— Jimmy Fallon

Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did.

— Anonymous

“I went to work for the union around the time all this was going on, right after Jimmy got the president’s job. After the…

— Charles Brandt

With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle,…

— Craig Kilborn

Maybe Obama was not even the person he was waiting for.

— Maureen Dowd

Many of us were kind of irritated with Obama for larding it with tax cut, which we didn't think was going to be stimulative.

— Barack Obama

Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and he's not doing good in Afghanistan either.

— Jay Leno

“New Rule: Democrats must get in touch with their inner asshole. I refer to the case of Van Jones, the man the Obama administration…

— Bill Maher

He didn't seem to realize that three excuses was as good as no excuse.

— Ann Brashares

“In 52 percent of crashes, the pilot at the time of the accident has been awake for twelve hours or more, meaning that he…

— Malcolm Gladwell