Old fashion Quote by Jarod Kintz

“You wouldn’t remove a wristwatch with a hacksaw, just like you wouldn’t remove an employee with Vanishing Varnish. Vanishing Varnish doesn’t remove anything—it just makes the object invisible. You’re better off using the old fashioned method of kicking the unsuspecting employee down a wormhole…” quote by Jarod Kintz — Download Open image

““You wouldn’t remove a wristwatch with a hacksaw, just like you wouldn’t remove an employee with Vanishing Varnish. Vanishing Varnish doesn’t remove anything—it just makes the object invisible. You’re better off using the old fashioned method of kicking the unsuspecting employee down a wormhole routine.””

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