Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll also be late.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Whatever time you choose is the right time. Not late, not early.” — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“it’s better to be a bit late in this world than too early in the next.” — L.P. Fergusson Copy Share Image
“Anyway, it doesn’t matter where we go, because I just want to be whenever you are.” — Tara Hudson Copy Share Image
“Dont worry about where i am , i'll let you know when i get there .” — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“I will not ask you where you have been tonight I'll only say hello and hope.” — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
“If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up some where else.” — Yogi Bera Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
