Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Would you mind washing my feet? I’m a centipede, so it may take you a century.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The centipede, having a hundred limbs, can find no useless feet;” — Kaiten Nukariya Copy Share Image
“See Tia, I wash my feet 5 times a day. So that means that at any given moment in the day, my feet are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She could be barefoot for the rest of our lives and I'd love her disgustingly filthy feet with every bit of strength I had.” — Kelly Rimmer Copy Share Image
“What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday?” — Sherley Mondesir-Prescott Copy Share Image
“That night, I wash myself. The silky suds between my legs are the color and scent of rust, but I am newer than I… — Carmen Maria Machado Copy Share Image
“However, I guess your time is of value, and we did not meet to talk about the cut of my socks.” — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Do not put everybody’s foot into your old shoe; it might not be suitable for everyone.” — Kamaran Ihsan Salih Copy Share Image
“Half a century goes by in what seems like a year. Don't waste an hour in boredom, son, or wishing for tomorrow.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow I'd probably wake up to find my shoes talking to me. And let me tell you, the price I pay for shoes, they'd… — Melissa L. Webb Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
