Cheshire Cat

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

— Cheshire Cat

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

— Cheshire Cat

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

— Cheshire Cat

Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do, some...don't ever want to.

— Cheshire Cat

If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.

— Cheshire Cat

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

— Cheshire Cat

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! PUNISH…

— Cheshire Cat

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

— Cheshire Cat

Silent...but smiling.. you might want to run

— Cheshire Cat

That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way…

— Cheshire Cat

Let your need guide you behavior. Suppress your instinct to lead...Pursue Rabbit!

— Cheshire Cat

That was rude, you are! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weather-vane to tell which way…

— Cheshire Cat

How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes…

— Cheshire Cat

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

— Cheshire Cat

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

— Cheshire Cat

The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

— Cheshire Cat

Most unpleasant metaphor. Please avoid it in the future.

— Cheshire Cat

“I am not crazy my reality is just diffrent than yours”

— Cheshire cat

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

— Cheshire Cat

And you've picked up a bit of an attitude, still curious and willing to learn, I hope.

— Cheshire Cat

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

— Cheshire Cat

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a…

— Cheshire Cat

I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

— Cheshire Cat