Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““With Mildred Feeblemeister dead, I’m now the world’s 77th greatest grandmother.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There’s an initiative called An Outing with Grandma. Children are rounded up to spend a day with some poor granny, no relation to them,… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother was one of them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My grandmother had no time for old, no matter how her face crinkled or her days folded like an apron around her middle.” — April Michelle Bratten Copy Share Image
“My grandmother, who, when I visited, stared at me with the staggering, arrogant stare of the dying, the wise vapidity of the already gone;… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“Losing Grandma, just when I'd found her again. A waterfall of flowers brightened her funeral, but they couldn't disguise the stench of death.” — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
“The first thing I remember my grandmother saying was, “I will bury all of you!” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“She is my companion on my many genealogical hunts, and I will be forever indebted to her for the knowledge that she bequeathed to… — Rett MacPherson Copy Share Image
“What did I ever do to deserve a grandmother like you? I don't know, but it must have been something wonderful.” — Kaye Dacus Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
