Funny Quote by A really great comedian

“I may be old but I’m not dead.”

— Christie Walker Bos

“Everyone knew that once a woman was 30, she might as well be dead.”

— Alexandra Ripley

“Do not forget you mother, when she is old.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Good thing I'm aging, otherwise I'd be dead.”

— Ana Monnar

“We are born old enough to die.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is a nice feeling to be older than one‟s own mother, but still believe that if your mother was alive, she would still…

— Raj Doctor

“If I die young.”

— The Band Perrry

“I think: by the time I'm old, nobody will be able to die any more.”

— Sara Baume

“Old people die. It's what they do. ~ Amy”

— Beth Revis

“Just behave and don’t do anything you’ll regret in the morning." Her gaze drifted over my shoulder, and she mustered, “Wouldn’t be much.” “Mom!”…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“You’re still alive for Grandma.”

— Adam Silvera

“First you get old, and then you die.”

— J.A. Jance