Quote by Jarod Kintz

Why send roses? Wouldnt it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, Ill deliver them to your woman any day…

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

“Fifteen percent of women send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day”

— Adam Anderson

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!

— Anonymous

“Not that I’m a fan of Valentine’s, really. I always thought that every day should be Valentine’s. Well, POTENTIALLY Valentine’s at least, if you…

— Lisa Jewell

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it.

— Esai Morales

I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day.

— Anonymous

“As a young adult I became disenchanted with Valentine’s Day. I’d tell anyone who’d listen that Valentine’s Day was for rotten lovers to make…

— Aaron Blaylock

“I won’t bring you a single rose to be romantic, but I will point out that our relationship itself is the rose, and it’s…

— Jarod Kintz

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

— MrCountry

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates…

— Dave Barry

“The trouble is, when you gift a girl with flowers your choice can be construed so many different ways. A man might give you…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I will send a shower of roses.

— Therese of Lisieux