Valentines day Quote by Junior Dè Rèál Testament

“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day…

— Jarod Kintz

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!

— Anonymous

I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day.

— Anonymous

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it.

— Esai Morales

I will send a shower of roses.

— Therese of Lisieux

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

— MrCountry

“Fifteen percent of women send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day”

— Adam Anderson

I bought a girl roses once.

— Cameron Dallas

Flowers would be wasted on me. I don't like valentines. I don't need gifts. I'm a pragmatic romantic.

— Lisa Jewell

A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses. If you are generous, you will gain everything.

— Confucius

“Not that I’m a fan of Valentine’s, really. I always thought that every day should be Valentine’s. Well, POTENTIALLY Valentine’s at least, if you…

— Lisa Jewell

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates…

— Dave Barry