Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Sex seemed like a thing that might only happen to me at random, outside my control, like the weather.”

— Catherine Lacey

“Whatever the issue was, it’d had the chance to ferment for a few days already.”

— Thea Harrison

“Sex everywhere, all the time…One time during training, I actually had to carry bags of ice around and lob them at the two of…

— Devon Monk

“She was perfect, pure maddening sex, and she knew it, and she played on it, dripped it, and allowed you to suffer for it.”

— Charles Bukowski

“It's been going on for days now! On and on and on for days! If I hear one more sexual-chemistry-charged and mutually misunderstood argument…

— Dave Stone

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

“Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“filth was one of the things that turned you off sex. Smell and stains.”

— Derek Smith

“It want the sex that wa starting to feel toxic; it was the sexism.”

— Samhita Mukhopadhyay

“Sex is usually cleaner than a blood sacrifice.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“Apparently, the easiest way to overcome any awkwardness of speaking about sex is to sterilize it and outsource it to the professionals.”

— Matthew Lee Anderson

“First, I like how the ice cream won out. Second, we’re not having sex.”

— S. Walden