Funny Quote by Dave Stone

“We’ll have sex all night. Half the morning too. And just when you think you can’t take anymore, we’ll go at it again.”

— Rachel Gibson

“Sex is still on the table. We just keep the yucky love stuff out of it." ... "Now where is this table you speak…

— Eden Ashe

“I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was tripping over…

— B. Justin Shier

“Sex in our time is no longer a physical distinction.”

— Stefan Boldisor

“I came to the conclusion that the cure for a lot of my moodiness was having more frequent sex with my wife.”

— Mark Driscoll

“The two of you are different now, calmer. There is still sex, occasionally, but is no longer a priority to seduce or be seduced…

— Sarah Hall

“I said everything that a painful swelling in one's libido tells one to say.”

— Petronius

“We walk into the lobby of the hotel and I try not to grin at the man behind the counter. I refrain from screaming,…

— Katie Kacvinsky

“There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.”

— Santosh Kalwar

“Got to go on, haven't we? Life goes on.”

— Rosie Thomas

“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”

— B. Justin Shier

“Our mouths now fit together perfectly, because although we have spent less than twenty-four hours together, we know each other more than those hours…

— Edmond Manning