Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Sometimes it frightens me how much I enjoy behaving like a complete cow.” — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?” — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
“Very few things escape my attention in the springlands—even the plucking of a flower.” I looked at the cowslip guiltily.” — Margaret Rogerson Copy Share Image
“I would sell my last cow for a handful of magical beans” — Ian Caldwell, Dustin Thomason Copy Share Image
“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!” — Lynn Miller Copy Share Image
“Mr. Best spent so much time eating grass that he began to think he was a cow. But that still doesn’t excuse Mr. Best’s… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My rural erection didn’t impress the people in town, but I did have all the dairy farmers lining up to try to milk it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You can tell all you need to know about someone from the way cows are around him.” — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
