Quote by Ian Caldwell, Dustin Thomason

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

— Tom Robbins

“It is my trade," he said. "I work for the bean family, and every day there are deaths among the beans, mostly from thirst.…

— Janet Frame

“Cook things, eat them with other people. If you can tire your own bones while growing the beans, so much the better for you.”

— Kristin Kimball

“Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.”

— Jarod Kintz

“DAD: figured out how to help your love life. I’m trading you for seven cows. I’m going old school”

— Sophia Fraioli

“It is better to avail oneself of the old bean than to spill the beans.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk.”

— Kambiz Mostofizadeh

“She places the orders for cases of frozen meat, huge cans of wax beans. She makes sure they stay”

— Jennifer McMahon

“My momma always told me to eat my vegetables. That's why I make the most of beans. Coffee beans that is.”

— Sotero M Lopez II

“A million dollars? For a cow?”

— Leah Brooke

Who will sell the Cow, must say the word.

— George Herbert

“If I were a bean,... I wouldn't sulk all day long.”

— Edna Stewart