Computers Quote by Jarod Kintz

“When somebody builds me a time machine, I'm taking a trip back in time to find the inventor of the necktie and strangle him…

— Marc Rainer

“I’ve learned that most people never bother to construct time machines. They’re perfectly content to stumble through life, seemingly unthinking. They’re unaware of their…

— Shane Crash

“َA book is a time machine.”

— jahangir khosravi shakib

“You made a mistake, and sadly, time travel has not yet been invented, so why are you still thinking about it?”

— Dave Guerrero

“I think the closest thing to a time machine that I've ever found is the Children's section of a library.”

— AnnaMarie Ralph

“He, I know - for the question had been discussed among us long before the Time Machine was made - thought but cheerlessly of…

— H.G. Wells

“Great, so my problem is I'm too fat for this century, and too stupid to make a time machine.”

— John Cyta

“Were you always like this?’ ‘Like what?’ ‘A madman. With a time machine.’ ‘Oh, no. It took ages until I got the time machine.”

— Neil Gaiman

“You don't need a time machine to live in the moment.”

— Carl Henegan

“Did you know that there are $4,000 washing machines? Seriously. If a washer is $4,000 I want it to get the laundry out of…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.

— Dana Gould

“If it were possible to go back in a time machine and change the stupid things some of us did in grammar school and…

— Stephen King