Time Quote by John Cyta Download Open image ““Great, so my problem is I'm too fat for this century, and too stupid to make a time machine.”” — John Cyta ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Time Time machine
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