Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““This presidential election will be as electric as an eel—and just as snakelike.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Politics envelops us like the coils of a snake and no way out but to wrestle with it” — Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi Copy Share Image
“When I was 18 I got bitten by a snake, and since then I have refused to vote for either a Republican or a Democrat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you are one of the truly elect, be careful how you attain your eminence. — C.P. Cavafy Copy Share Image
“. . . a racer snake / slicking off / like a signature into the weeds.” — Tony Crunk Copy Share Image
“The only thing more dangerous than a politician who thinks about re-election, is a politician who doesn't think about re-election.” — James Carville Copy Share Image
“If you take your reelection for granted, you’re begging to get axed,” — Krzysztof Pacyński Copy Share Image
We must enlist our own snake and strike like a cobra against their vitals with an attack on Washington. — Robert E. Lee Copy Share Image
“Political impotence is finished. Today is the beginning of the orgasm. All the people, I promise you, will feel the orgasm of next year's… — Vladimir Zhirinovsky Copy Share Image
“he would say impossible, but elections are rife with unexpected events—” — Malka Ann Older Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
