That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image