Quote by Jarod Kintz

“shit soup was being stirred and it was simmering now, and getting ready to be served with a side of crunchy crackers.”

— Amelia Hutchins

“But since soup mainly involves tossing everything in a pot and waiting, it's one of my better dishes.”

— Suzanne Collins

“There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Can you use this for soup?”

— Brendon Small

“I’m just barely scratching the surface. And that surface is broth, so why is the soup itchy?”

— Jarod Kintz

“The bowl is warmer than the soup.”

— Idries Shah

“No soup for you”

— Jerry Seinfeld

“Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you were cheap we'd be having sex now, soup later. 'That's supposed to be funny. It is, but only a little.”

— Nora Roberts

“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of saying thanks for dinner.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Yeah. I'm the fly in the soup. I don't like it any better than you do. Flies don't like being swamped in soup, especially…

— Rex Stout

“I like soup, do you like soup?”

— Brunonia Barry