Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Damn you, you made up lame excuses and practically patted me on the head. And tonight, you've got an itch and you're annoyed that…

— Nora Roberts

“But since soup mainly involves tossing everything in a pot and waiting, it's one of my better dishes.”

— Suzanne Collins

“There’s a pubic hair in my soup. I’m pissed, because I paid for many more to be sprinkled on top.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There's nothing worse, than having a scratch you cannot itch.”

— Robert Black

“There ain't nothing worse than an itch you can't scratch.”

— Vanessa Reynolds

“Can you use this for soup?”

— Brendon Small

“shit soup was being stirred and it was simmering now, and getting ready to be served with a side of crunchy crackers.”

— Amelia Hutchins

“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Itchy fingers scratching keys.”

— Jazz Feylynn

“The bowl is warmer than the soup.”

— Idries Shah

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.”

— Jarod Kintz