Money Quote by Jarod Kintz

“You advised him not to get a lawyer, giving as one of your reasons the opinion that lawyers are a pain in the ass.…

— John Grisham

“I decided to eat my legal counsel, because at 200 bucks an hour it was either that or pay the man. And he was…

— Jarod Kintz

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.

— W. C. Fields

“He didn't say he was a lawyer... I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”

— Hosho McCreesh

“The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun.”

— Mario Puzo

“of a stretch to believe he had not heard of the case.”

— Dennis Carstens

“You don't have any claim on the money, and there's no proof I ever saw or touched or spent a dollar of it. You…

— Richard Stark

“Cash, as always, is the poor man’s credit. It would actually have been more expensive to go with the cheaper lawyer, as that bill…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

“Frank, this case is a publicity stunt and a shakedown. My clients did nothing illegal, and you and I both know I’ll have no…

— Julie James

“The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.”

— Joseph Hansen

“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.”

— Anvita Ahuja

“Representing him. It’s a thing we lawyers do.” He leaned back on his elbows. “It’s super fun if you like arguing with people.” “But”

— Kristi Abbott